The days of my useless summer are mashing together into a one congealed blob of “ugh,” as I desperately scour the waves of the Internet for some shred of a *gasp* summer internship. I have developed relationships with two powerful men: “Craig” (you may have heard of his list), and “Ed” (2010 that is) who have given me very little in return for the intimate hours we have spent together (… men).